I write these all the time but normally do not save them. These are the ones I could find and I will add to this list in the future if I write new ones/find saved old ones. Mostly Haikus.
When recompile,
be sure to check your model,
it may have broken.
If you don't run vis,
your lighting will be shitty
that's just how it is.
when you need some sound,
never ever use looping
ambi_generics.
purchase a console,
buy video games on disk,
can't play games offline.
if you're on youtube
and posting, you are not a
hikikomori.
For Fishtank; Fiendishly fluffy, faultlessly flat, fondling flapjacks, for flowers float fast! Flustered flan favors friendly fishes, forewarn friends, for faggots from foreign families flock! For flan's flawless figure flashes foe's first. Fiends feel flaccid, forever forget, fluffy flapjacks from flan, for fools forfeit...
*Anime girl holding pancake photo* Also : Fishtank, a telegram group chat for cock li users we have had since 6/25/2016, completely unrelated to the genius work of art reality show of the same name.